Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Money goes missing after prophets visit

Police have been called in to investigate after Gideon Gono's wallet went missing following a meeting with two well known prophets at the RBZ.

Gono had called the prophets to the country's central bank to explain "miracle money", an innovative new way of creating wealth while sitting on your ass without doing any actual work.

It is reported the wallet carries all that remains of the country's entire wealth.

"Just as the prophets left, Gono checked his wallet. It was gone. Inside the wallet was all the last money the country had," said a source who knows.

Police Spokesman Assistant Commissioner Superitendent Constable Wetkiss Mashure confirmed the incident, but refused with details: "Yes, we can confirm that such an investigation has been reported at such a venue and such an investigation is taking place however such will be disclosed once all such details are gathered so we urge people to just calm the fuck down and go about their daily business."

The two prophets deny ever seeing the wallet, although witnesses claim they saw the two running down Samora laughing.