Tuesday, November 11, 2014

Only 2 delegates left for congress

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 Herald picture showing how neat Zimbo demonstrators are with their placards After a big number of suspensions and firings and chas...
Tuesday, September 30, 2014

The Triumphal Entry - the Benz Edition

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Emmanuel 263: Verse 1-12 NBJ (The New Bling Version) 1. As they approached Jerusalem Harare and came upon the Mount of Olives Harar...
Friday, June 20, 2014

The ZanuPedia - Chef Lingo Explained

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IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE MINISTRY OF EXPLAINING COMPLICATED SHIT It has come to our attention that people from all walks of li...
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Thursday, June 12, 2014

Don't take me too seriously: Says Highest Excellency!

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The Highest Excellency has revealed the reasons he authorized the appointment a man he once accused of corruption to head a big parastatal...
Monday, June 9, 2014

LEAKED: The Politburo minutes!

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Chairman : I hereby declare the meeting opened. MuDidymus :  Wait. Chairman : What for? MuDidymus : Wait for Rob. You know him. I...
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Friday, March 7, 2014

Break-in at Zanu HQ, tactics stolen

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There has been a break-in at Zanu headquarters and all its tactics have been stolen. The MDC is the chief culprit after they were seen ope...
Monday, February 10, 2014

VP endorses corruption, wins succession battle

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Mai Mujuru has easily wrapped up the succession battle after she declared her support for corruption. She is currently acting president, ...
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