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The beautiful, young wife of an 88-year old man from Zvimba has declared her pleasant shock at the everlasting energy of her husband.
This morning, she said, he managed to wake up, all on his own, and rule a whole country with an iron fist.
“He is very, very
healthy,” the wife of the 88-year-old Zvimba man said. And with that wink and giggle
that all gossiping housewives recognise from their naughty over-the-durawall chit-chats,
she added, “and energetic too”.
Many jealous people
doubted her statement. Some of them said it was a plan to convince doubters
that the 88-year-old will have no problem in campaigning in the upcoming
elections. But a Zanu spokesman said: “Some of us were beginning to doubt because
of all those silly rumours. But now we have no reason to doubt. Who can know
the energy of a man better than his wife?”The news has left the MDC reeling.
Asked to comment on news that the wife of the Zvimba man had said her husband has eternal energy, a spokesman for the Prime Minister refused to comment, saying: “Only the Prime Minister’s wife is authorised to comment on his energy.”
