Gono vs Kereke: Don't stop the bitchfight!

You’ve seen hookers fight, right?

On one side, Belinda, the skinny one with the brown spots and hoarse voice. And on the other side, fat Bibiana, the one with the big boobies.

Screams. Wigs flying. Hair pulled. Clothes ripped.

You run closer because you like watching bitch fights. Like me.

You are enjoying the show. Idiot comes and asks you why they’re fighting. Even tries to mediate. He’s a moron. Because, number one; he’s trying to stop a bitch fight. Who does that? Two; who understands where bitches have been and what freakish shit got them here?

So why intervene? Do you understand the politics of Avenues hookery?

Remember, these are no ordinary women. In the words of A Pimp Named Slickback in the Boondocks, “What woman, sir, this here is a ho ..”

A younger Gono, in his autobio.
Academic trials heh?
"You could never have secured
a quarter
of the PhD requirements using your very
limited and blunt academic
mental
amplitude even in 5 decades - Kereke to
Gono

Which is why I won’t try understand this bitch fight between Gono and Kereke, that paedophile Gono sacked as his right-hand-man. Alleged paedophile.

For those that don’t read, here’s the fight so far; Kereke gets sacked, he writes to Zanu saying Gono is incompetent and corrupt, Gono says don’t listen to this overambitious fool, and Kereke responds in a letter saying Gono is a corrupt dimwit; he wrote the PhD for Gono and Gono stole money etc.

No, I will not try to understand. I choose to just sit back and watch; secrets revealed, clothes ripped off. Weirdly positioned birthmarks exposed.

The more is revealed of the sordid whorehouse that became our central bank under Gono the better.

Only whores know the secrets of whorehouses. And who better to reveal the secrets of the whorehouse than a fired whore? Who are the sleaziest clients? Who never pays? Who sucks toes? Who likes a bit of spanking? All that.

And bitches only say interesting shit when they’re angry. Or drunk. Or drunk AND angry. Like these two chaps.

So don’t none of you bastards stop this brawl.

Go on bitches! Fight, fight, fight….