CYNIC HARARE

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Friday, February 17, 2017

People welcome corpse as leader

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People of a troubled African nation have welcomed news that they may soon have a corpse as a leader, saying they believed it may do a better...
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Friday, February 5, 2016

Ruling party hails drought, says people with full stomachs are a problem

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Add caption The Ruling Party has hailed the drought, saying people with full stomachs are a problem. It has been announced that 3...
Friday, April 24, 2015

Revealed: Plot behind Leader's endless trips

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 The Presidential Stability Team in action. It has now been revealed that the endless trips our leader is being forced to take a...
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Tuesday, March 17, 2015

The Book of Factions: Verse 1-16

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      1 .         One day two women dumb political factions, came to King Solomon The Fat Speaker, and one of them said: 2. ...
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Tuesday, November 11, 2014

Only 2 delegates left for congress

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 Herald picture showing how neat Zimbo demonstrators are with their placards After a big number of suspensions and firings and chas...
Tuesday, September 30, 2014

The Triumphal Entry - the Benz Edition

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Emmanuel 263: Verse 1-12 NBJ (The New Bling Version) 1. As they approached Jerusalem Harare and came upon the Mount of Olives Harar...
Friday, June 20, 2014

The ZanuPedia - Chef Lingo Explained

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IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE MINISTRY OF EXPLAINING COMPLICATED SHIT It has come to our attention that people from all walks of li...
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