You’ve seen hookers fight, right?
On one side, Belinda, the skinny
one with the brown spots and hoarse voice. And on the other side, fat Bibiana,
the one with the big boobies.
Screams. Wigs flying. Hair pulled.
Clothes ripped.
You run closer because you like
watching bitch fights. Like me.
You are enjoying the show. Idiot
comes and asks you why they’re fighting. Even tries to mediate. He’s a moron. Because,
number one; he’s trying to stop a bitch fight. Who does that? Two; who understands where bitches have been and what freakish shit got them here?
So why intervene? Do you
understand the politics of Avenues hookery?
Remember, these are no ordinary women.
In the words of A Pimp Named Slickback in the Boondocks, “What woman, sir, this
here is a ho ..”
Which is why I won’t try understand
this bitch fight between Gono and Kereke, that paedophile Gono sacked as his right-hand-man.
Alleged paedophile.
For those that don’t read, here’s
the fight so far; Kereke gets sacked, he writes to Zanu saying Gono is
incompetent and corrupt, Gono says don’t listen to this overambitious fool, and
Kereke responds in a letter saying Gono is a corrupt dimwit; he wrote the PhD for Gono
and Gono stole money etc.
No, I will not try to understand. I choose to just sit back and watch; secrets revealed, clothes ripped off. Weirdly positioned birthmarks exposed.
The more is revealed of the
sordid whorehouse that became our central bank under Gono the better.
Only whores know the secrets
of whorehouses. And who better to reveal the secrets of the whorehouse than a fired whore? Who are the sleaziest clients? Who never
pays? Who sucks toes? Who likes a bit of spanking? All that.And bitches only say interesting shit when they’re angry. Or drunk. Or drunk AND angry. Like these two chaps.
So don’t none of you bastards stop this brawl.
Go on bitches! Fight, fight,
fight….
nice write up... ur article rocks. I also hope these fight gets nastier. Both these bitches are involved in a fight none of them will win
ReplyDeleteIs that Gono in that picture? hahahah...I think his governorship is crap but you can't say anything about his fashion sense. this blog makes me laugh - very hard
ReplyDeleteRgs,
Ronny
I doubt if any masculine homo sapien would ever want to see an intervention in a ho fight...
ReplyDeleteThou shalt not intervene
Thou shalt not ho trust
Thou shalt sit back and watch the fight...