Zanu-PF is suing the MDC for
copyright infringement after Tsvangirai’s supporters claimed white racists and
shadowy Western governments were behind a plot to oust Tsvangirai.
A few MDC elements, obviously the misguided type, say the
credibility of their party is falling faster than Morgan’s trousers, and they
want him out. But Tsvangirai’s loyal supporters say all this is driven driven by mafikizolos and their foreign handlers. Another MDC chef blamed "ex-Rhodesian land barons" for all this talk.
The Director of Tsvangirai’s
Bootlicking Council said: “All these mafikizolos are being driven by their
foreign handlers. Our leader Save
shall rule the MDC until trees grow breasts.” At which point such trees would obviously
be cut down because they would cause some distraction to the leadership. Obviously.
All this talk by the MDC of Rhodesians and Western
interference has made Zanu angry. The party said only its leader can use
imaginary plots by shadowy Western forces as an excuse to cling to power. Without
racist foreign powers, Zanu will be left with no imaginary enemies to fight
with.
“That’s the problem with parties
that have no policies of their own,” said MuDidymus, a top Mugabe ass-licker,
who hates all other ass-lickers because he believes nobody can lick ass the way
he can lick ass. “Always imitating. First, they steal our bootlicking. Then they stole
our intolerance. Now they’re even stealing our lame excuses. We must stop them.
Already, people can no longer tell the difference.”
