The prophet and the one night stand...

Now, don’t get me wrong.

I don’t hate our new breed of prophets and apostles. In fact, I said here recently that I want to be one of them.

But these must be tough times in the prophecy business. Competition heating up.

So, can't have just ANY poster. Even standing next to your prophetess – that skin lightening cream model – is no longer enough.

Also looks like conferences with thunderous titles like ‘Fire Holy Power Explosion’ don’t cut it anymore.

So you have stuff like this here, ‘The One Night Stand Conference’.

Now, I was saying to myself, Cynic, easy old boy, watanga, you are being dirty. Not everyone is a sicko like you. The sexual imagery here is just coincidental. Sit down.

But then, right at the bottom, the poster says, ‘One night only, when you wake up, we’ll be gone’.

Who, me? Judge? No, never. I refuse to judge.

Besides, long ago, before I became a man, I too had a few one night stands. Much less than I wanted, I confess.

But, at least, I had the decency to stay long enough for breakfast.

Single people, if strange things appear in your bed to have sex with you,
you know where to go!