Dear Locadia ...

             Please forgive me. It was not an easy decision to make. I still love you.
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My darling Locadia,
Time and opportunity have forced me to send off this wild missive over to you that side, with a pierced heart leaking fountains of endless sorrow.

How are the wagons of life pulling for you over that side of the deep blue ocean of love?

Locky, my dear, my heart is suffering a big headache. I suffer from the geographical path that now separates us.

Sweetie, maximum love and sweet memory have metamophorsised into surprising phantasmagorical circumstances and I find myself forced to do the painful task of making this pen do a gingerly dance on this cursed piece of timber.

Yes, God cursed this piece of timber a long time ago when it was still a seedling; one day it would become this piece of paper that now carries the cries of my weeping soul to my lost love, Locky.

Lovie, please don’t jump out of your skin and try to dance in your skeleton when you read this letter.

Firstly, l acknowledge your painful existence at the sudden and bombastic deprivation of my sweet love.

You ask me how are you? As for me l am half orange and half lemon meaning that things are half sweet like an unwanted visitor’s Mazoe. In other words, I am half-half, the carrying system of a donkey. I am fine. Loneliness only.

Now you ask me, ‘but why loneliness when I see in the papers you and Lizzy?’

Sweetie, please understand. Mine wasn’t an easy decision. I had to close eyes and choose.

Besides, you look the same.

Lovie, you know I would do anything for you. Even brush a crocodile’s teeth for you. Tickle a hippo’s balls.

But, sorry, I just can't be yours anymore. 

Please understand I’m under pressure. Why are people judging me? Judging judging judging all the time. Why?

When they met their own women in the street, did they say ‘pss, sisi ndakudai, I love you, but which party does your father support?’ Did they ask ‘are you Dynamos or Highlander? Ho, so it matters when it’s the Prime Minister of the Country? Ho, because it’s Morgan from Buhera they become Chief Justice Chidyausiku and want to judge me?

And I know she was once a girlfriend of several of these Zanu 'young turks'. I know them. But some of these very people saying this ka, their wives once loved Nigerians and now they are having problems with measuring up.

Sweetie, please don’t despair. Don’t rip your heart out and throw it far, far away. Keep your heart. I still love you. I love you over than.

But I just can’t be with two women. I am the Prime Minister of the Country.

With love.

Your darling Morgy.

PS: SWALK ( Sealed with a lovely kiss )

 PS again: My mother says you are good with sweeping. If only that mattered.