Power restored to shed light on plotters

Power cuts have ended after an anonymous letter was sent to the President; the letter claimed that unscrupulous meetings plotting against the Great Leader are being held every time there is a power cut.

“When it is dark, Cde President, all these unscrupulous enemies of yours, they take advantage, they gather in dark corners, holding blasphemous and treasonous  and unscrupulous meetings,” said the letter, most likely written by a clever member of the People from All Walks of Life, a shadowy group very familiar to all ZBC news viewers.

Cynic's investigations revealed a regime change agenda. A leaked document from one of the meetings revealed the agenda of one such meeting. At the top of the page, it says: "Agenda: Regime Change". Below that are various regime change agenda items.  

Later, at what officials assured us was a completely unrelated press conference quickly held at the state house joint, The President announced that Zesa had been ordered to stop all this load shedding bullshit forthwith. “Stop all this load shedding bullshit forthwith. I am keeping the lights on from now on.”